You may have gone on a diving holiday before,
but you’ve never wound up at a dive resort like
the Crystal Reef! Wanna know what really goes
on behind those dive shop doors? How many cows
can fit on a dive boat? What happens when
nudists go diving? Whether $25,000 Rolexes are
waterproof? Whether wetsuits can hide erections?
Grab your mask and fins and dive right in,’cause
the waters down here are vodka-blue with 100-foot
visibility. Welcome to the zany underwater world
of Diary of a Dirtbag Divemaster, where six
memorable scuba diving instructors create some
hilarious adventures in a Caribbean dive resort.
“Terry Thompson is a natural storyteller seasoned with world travel,
unbelievable experiences, and a taste for the Caribbean dive life that won’t
be quenched. Expect to laugh with a newfound admiration for the dive cowboys
of the world.”
Sara Shoemaker, Underwater Photographer/Explorer
“Amazing how this hilarious work of fiction captures the true essence of island
living. Thompson not only shows the funny side of the diving lifestyle,
complete with salty locals, but also illustrates the close relationship we have
with the magic ocean.”
Randy Burns, Island Chef/Windsurfer
